if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..
If somebody said “goodbye” instead of “goodnight” to me i would make them promise i’d see/hear from them when i wake up and not get any sleep until they do
The other night I said goodbye to my mum instead of goodnight just to see what she would do, she did nothing. Then I come across this and it hit me hard.
I love you Meredith.
Oh wow! I can’t even..…
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
This is what I’m talking about
The words of wisdom of Mitch
ironic, since mitch covered all the sxe tattoos he had
well then obviously he’s learned this from experience^
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
reblogged for the puns
-Morganthanks morgan
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
First day at my new job is in less than 7 hours.
Fuuuuuh. I hope everything goes well.
this happened.
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